Aug 17

Do You Speak Kuban?

Category: Kubanisms

Yes, down in Kuba they speak Kuban and it is important to learn so that you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the locals. So here is a quick start lesson.

JeeGa JaaGah Knife: A knife with teeth designed for cutting food efficiently/effectively. A “steak” knife. A non-butter knife.

Sunday Cereal: Cereal containing sugar as it’s primary component. These cereals often contain marshmellos or chocolate. The threshold for sweet/healthy cereals is Frosted MiniWheats(TM), anything sweeter than this is considered a Sunday Cereal. It’s name is derived from the day that kids are allowed to eat these cereals. Thus healthy eating habits are created as well as ensuring that sugar rushes will be expended in Sunday School.

Jammers: Garments worn at night while resting. Clothing designed for sleeping but often used during super hero transformations due to their colorful nature and tradmarked logos. Vernacular: Pa-jamas