South Park Sounds

I found this cleaning out some old files on the server. I believe I put this together in '98. Thought I would dust it off and link to it on the new site.

Sound Files (.wav)

Cheesy Poofs (16K)   They Killed Kenny! (28K)
South Park Theme (280K)   Y R U So Cool? (69K)
Kick the Baby (16K)   I'm Going Home (23K)
Gayest Dog (21K)   Gun in 'Nam (21K)
Kenny Talks (24K)   It's Comin (26K)
Hippie Indian (40K)   Yeah Hippie (37K)
Beef Cake! (41K)   Hunting Supplies (63K)
Follow Your Dreams (57K)   Don't Be Gay (70K)
I'm Not Fat (149K)   Book Depository (95K)
'Nam Flashback (82K)   Bad Kitty (81K)
Kitty Kitty (74K)   Lookin' Ripped (57K)
Tea Party (132K)   Tea Party 2 (109K)
Whatever (69K)   Da Cheesy Poofs (54K)
Potty Mouth (119K)   Forget (75K)
In The Ghetto (172K)   Snacky Cakes (43K)
Whatever (69K)   Stan & TV (63K)
Sweet (59K)

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Tri 2 Update

Today was a beautiful day for biking.  Actually watched the sun set on my ride. Nice. Kinda cut my trip a bit short once it was dark and all though.  Still managed to squeeze in 15 miles even with the late meeting at work today.

Bike 15.1 miles – 1:14:45  (717 Calories burned  Ave 159 beats per minute) 

The more I use my Garmin Forerunner 301 the more I like it. 

C.S. Lewis Narnian Quotes

Time to add a few more quotes to the mix.  And to be fair to both sides we selected the mindless classic Zoolander and the literary writings of C.S. Lewis.

"I call all times soon."
Aslan, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader


"'It's all right! It isn't Her!' This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they are excited; I mean, in Narnia – in our world they usually don't talk at all."
C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe


"For in Calormen, story-telling (wether the stories are true or made up) is a thing you're taught, just as English boys and girls are taught essay-writing. The difference is that people want to hear the stories, whereas I never heard of anyone who wanted to read the essays."
C.S. Lewis, The Horse and His Boy


Zoolander Quotes

Time to add a few more quotes to the mix.  And to be fair to both sides we selected the mindless classic Zoolander and the literary writings of C.S. Lewis.

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander


"[coughing] I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander


"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander