Tired of people that seem to think there cel phone is two cans and a really long string? SHHH! (Society for HandHeld Hushing) has created some handy cards to hand out to those people.

For instance: “We are aware that your ongoing conversation about _______ is very important to you, but we thought you?d like to knowthat it doesn?t interest us in the least. In fact, your babbling disregard for others is more than a little annoying.”

Nice.