This summer should be a hot time for slick phones. The 3G iPhone is due out - hopefully with some additional tweaks. Also the HTC Diamond is getting launched. The Diamond is the successor to the Touch - the closest a windows mobile phone could come to an iPhone.

With a much improved user interface, an accelerometer, and a size that will make iPhone owners jealous - things should get interesting. Below are some comparison shots.

So I’ve realized that one of the main reasons “Do Good-ers” annoy me is not so much that they are trying to help - but that they make suggestions and try to fix things that they really don’t understand. Even a little.

So the following is an example of some do gooder physics I recently had to correct surrounding water powered (HHO/Hydroxy) cars:

DO GOODER (exact quote):

4-cylinder engines are nice, because they are slightly more efficient than their V8 counterparts. But take a look at this:

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So after being mortified and amused by many of the online personals out there I’ve decided to help the desperate masses attract that mister or misses right (or right now). After perusing the best and worst of online personals, I have developed a handy guide for all those looking for love in cyberspace…. I’m sure I’ve forgotten a few rules, but don’t worry sad, lonely people! I will update this list as needed.

1. Do post a pic. NO ONE believes your typed in description - Scratch that - no one bothers to read your typed in description because they moved to the next ad since you are obviously claw footed or worse.
2. Do post a GOOD pic. Good will mostly be defined by avoiding all the don’ts below. Beyond that try different images until the love comes pouring in.
3. Do get your age right if you are under 18. We know you’re excited about the fact that your parents started letting you wear makeup. But seriously online dating is pathetic scary enough without threat of showing up on Date Line.
4. Don’t use a group photo. Most people will assume you are the worst looking of the bunch.
5. Do use a group photo if you are the worst looking of the bunch. A few of the extra desperate will respond and pray that the pretty girl in the pic just used it for sentimental reasons.
6. Don’t use a wedding picture. I don’t care if you looked great in that dress - don’t use it.
7. Don’t include a picture with kids. No one knows that is your favorite nephew - it’s your kid now. And don’t try to find someone that will love you AND your kids online. It won’t happen. Try church.
8. Do use a picture that some else has taken. If you don’t have enough friends to get someone to take a picture of you - you’ve just fallen below the level of loser allowable for online dating.
9. Don’t take a picture of yourself with your web cam. This is for the people that got lost on rule #8 at the word “friend”. Also all web cams suck.
10. Don’t take a picture of yourself in the mirror. You will always look weird from trying to watch the camera & smile while having your arm extended at an uncomfortable angle.
11. Don’t use a picture of you and your boyfriend. Most men will be annoyed by this (which is one of the chief traits men avoid after ugly) and a few homophobs will be worried they accidentally clicked on M4M section and flee from your ad.
12. Don’t use a picture of you and ex kissing. You are trying to get a new ex -er- relationship not cling to the old one.
13. Do use a picture with a boyfriend if you have scratched out his face. This says to guys: rebound! catch me.
14. Don’t use a picture with a girlfriend if you have scratched out her face. This will come across as stalkerish.
15. Don’t use a picture of just your face. This will imply that you are fat.
16. Do use a picture of just your face if you are fat. This will lure a few unsuspecting dolts to within sight distance of you - and then they’ll see you’re fat and break your heart in person instead of online. (this was a don’t right?)
17. Do mention that you are a twin. This will increase your appearance by at least 1 (on a 10 pt scale).
18. Don’t take a picture of your junk guys. NO ONE wants to see it, ok?
19. Don’t take a picture of your junk with a ruler. We don’t need the visual aid to confirm your small size. This will not get you pity. It will get laughter or vomit. At least be clever enough to use a fake ruler that is not to scale… and then refer to rule #18.
20. Don’t apply photoshop filters to your picture. If “mosaic” or “stylize” makes you look better, you’re already beyond help.

So apparently American Cinema isn’t as big in Japan as it should be. Because the Japs don’t see the sheer folly in giving their robots lasers and teaching them how to fight.
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So I have to wonder if the strong portrayal of President David Palmer by Dennis Haysbert in the hit series 24 helped Presidential Hopeful Obama in the American mindscape. President Palmer was the ideal man for the job for most Americans. Lets look at his qualifications:

• Tall
• Attractive (don’t kid yourself - these matter)
• “Presidential Presence”
• Compassionate enough to wrestle with weighty decisions of life and death
• Yet still has the balls to take the fight to our enemies and authorize whatever-is-necessary Bauer to kick ass

I believe this mix of strength and compassion is what most people crave in a leader. After 3 Seasons, Dennis Haysbert secured the idea of a Black American as a great President and got himself his own show (the Unit).

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So I think it’s a sign where you’re wasting too much time when you start having dreams about Facebook friends you haven’t actually seen in years….

and no, not that kind of dream… just the typical random delusions like wiffleball tournament with high school buddies…

this dream goes out to all my peeps!… yeah i need help.

Man this is sooo me.

More at  xkcd.com

Everyone knows (or should) that our world is speeding up. Technological advances have gotten us to a place where we can build on other tech speeding the process of creating newer, better, shiner things. Along with this technology has come a more and more affluent American middle class. In comparing real luxuries, the average American is doing better and better. This comes from a combination of increased real spending power and cheaper and cheaper stuff. (Thanks Capitalism!) Below is a chart detailing our progress.

The brains behind Obama are recommending that the “Pull Out” of Iraq look a lot more like a simple force reduction. Returning us to troop levels not that far below Pre-Surge levels. While there is a significant difference in “stance” of 150k troops “on the front lines” and 80k troops in “oversight” - though the terms are as malleable as any applied to this war - it falls far short of “pulling out”. Now people with some semblance of foreign policy knowledge will find it comforting that, as many suspected, the Democrats have no intention of leaving Iraq except ceremonially for the TV cameras. On the other hand, the anti-war zealots won’t be to happy to learn that the candidate most pandering to them - isn’t quite the pacifist he claims to be .

• NY Sun: Obama Advisor: 60-80k Troops Through 2010