So I watched Office Space again and was inspired to list a few business quotes:

"I'll take that under advisement." — S Kuban

"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." — Peter Gibbons, Office Space

"There's always an easier way." — S Kuban

"I have eight different bosses right now. [Eight?] Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled." — Peter Gibbons, Office Space

"It's amazing what people are willing to do for small amounts of money per hour." — S Kuban

"You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either." — Peter Gibbons, Office Space

"Henry Ford was right about the model T, before he created the assembly line." — S Kuban

"Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work." — Peter Gibbons, Office Space