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Quotes

March 24th, 2008 | Category: Quotes

A few more quotes for the site….

 

“My right to swing my fist ends at your nose, not at your feelings.”

S. Kuban

 

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Reagan Quotes

February 14th, 2007 | Category: Quotes

Added some good Reagan quotes…

"Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."
Ronald Reagan
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The Meat Zone

January 09th, 2007 | Category: Quotes

Quotes from my favorite Aqua Teen episode: The Meat Zone. (A spoof on the Dead Zone of course)

"Look, there is only one way to get across this street. You close your eyes and just bolt out there with complete disregard for machine."

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Nature Quotes

December 24th, 2006 | Category: Quotes

"The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature."
Anne Frank
"The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration."
Claude Monet
"Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain."
Henry David Thoreau
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New Quotes Added…

December 06th, 2006 | Category: Quotes
"If you lose a lot of weight, people [will] think you have TB or AIDS."
Njobo (African Obese)
"War is worthless except for ending slavery, Nazism, fascism, and communism. Other than that, war is pointless."
Rush Limbaugh
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A Time For Quotes

October 23rd, 2006 | Category: Quotes

It’s been a bit since I’ve added some top shelf quotes to my site…

"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!" Dr. Evil, Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery

"Good, bad. I’m the guy with the gun." Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness

"If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are" Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Next Generation

"My only words of wisdom are just [radio edit]" Kid Rock, Cowboy (Radio Version)

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On Bumperstickers

May 07th, 2006 | Category: Quotes, Soapbox

Here's something that everyone needs to understand:

"No position of value can be boiled down to a bumper sticker." - S. Kuban

Think about it.  The fact that you have to use ten words or less forces over-simplification.  The fact that it has to be witty or rhyme tends to degrade the content further.  The problem is that people often mistake being clever with being intelligent.  I've selected a few bumper stickers to flesh out the problem:

Save The Whales 

  • OK, how?
  • Uh, from what?
  • Why?

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South Park Sounds

April 13th, 2006 | Category: Fun n Games, Links, Quotes

I found this cleaning out some old files on the server. I believe I put this together in '98. Thought I would dust it off and link to it on the new site.


Sound Files (.wav)

Cheesy Poofs (16K)   They Killed Kenny! (28K)
South Park Theme (280K)   Y R U So Cool? (69K)
Kick the Baby (16K)   I'm Going Home (23K)
Gayest Dog (21K)   Gun in 'Nam (21K)
Kenny Talks (24K)   It's Comin (26K)
Hippie Indian (40K)   Yeah Hippie (37K)
Beef Cake! (41K)   Hunting Supplies (63K)
Follow Your Dreams (57K)   Don't Be Gay (70K)
I'm Not Fat (149K)   Book Depository (95K)
'Nam Flashback (82K)   Bad Kitty (81K)
Kitty Kitty (74K)   Lookin' Ripped (57K)
Tea Party (132K)   Tea Party 2 (109K)
Whatever (69K)   Da Cheesy Poofs (54K)
Potty Mouth (119K)   Forget (75K)
In The Ghetto (172K)   Snacky Cakes (43K)
Whatever (69K)   Stan & TV (63K)
Sweet (59K)

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C.S. Lewis Narnian Quotes

April 10th, 2006 | Category: Quotes

Time to add a few more quotes to the mix.  And to be fair to both sides we selected the mindless classic Zoolander and the literary writings of C.S. Lewis.

"I call all times soon."
Aslan, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

"'It's all right! It isn't Her!' This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they are excited; I mean, in Narnia - in our world they usually don't talk at all."
C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

"For in Calormen, story-telling (wether the stories are true or made up) is a thing you're taught, just as English boys and girls are taught essay-writing. The difference is that people want to hear the stories, whereas I never heard of anyone who wanted to read the essays."
C.S. Lewis, The Horse and His Boy

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Zoolander Quotes

April 10th, 2006 | Category: Quotes

Time to add a few more quotes to the mix.  And to be fair to both sides we selected the mindless classic Zoolander and the literary writings of C.S. Lewis.

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander

"[coughing] I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander

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