Another Great Quote

Often attributed to Abraham Lincoln, it was actually an introduction by William J. H. Boetcker in his 1942 work Lincoln On Limitations.  Many readers wrongly assumed these statements were also from Lincoln.  However the lack of a deceased presidential attribution doesn’t make the statements any less true.

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong
You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away man’s initiative and independence.
You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.
You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income.
You cannot establish security on borrowed money.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they will not do for themselves.


A few more quotes for the site….


“My right to swing my fist ends at your nose, not at your feelings.”

S. Kuban


“Sorry, I’m just not dumb enough to buy the whole global warming thing.”



“I don’t have enough faith to believe in evolution.”



“If CO2 is a pollutant, I’ll worry about my SUV as soon as the tree-huggers start holding their breath.”

S. Kuban

Reagan Quotes

Added some good Reagan quotes…

"Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."
Ronald Reagan

"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong."
Ronald Reagan

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help."
Ronald Reagan

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment’s would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."
Ronald Reagan

"The taxpayer: That’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination."
Ronald Reagan

"Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Ronald Reagan

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
Ronald Reagan

"If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."
Ronald Reagan

Thanks Rob

The Meat Zone

Quotes from my favorite Aqua Teen episode: The Meat Zone. (A spoof on the Dead Zone of course)

"Look, there is only one way to get across this street. You close your eyes and just bolt out there with complete disregard for machine."
Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Pedestrian always has the right of way. [except?] When you in the way?"
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"He’s right and if I don’t pass this class, I ain’t never going to get a job crossing roads."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Chocolate milk! Well alright let’s get the hell out of here."

Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Don’t drink the Chocolate milk. Do not drink the chocolate milk!"
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"[this milk is expired, Meatwad] I like it when it’s chunky. It’s spreadable and it’s edible."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Let me touch you hand. I’ll be as gentle as a lamb… that works out with weights!"
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"One, Two, Uhm Three, Four?, K-KaFive. [KaFive?] Yes KaFive. Six, Hey how you doing? [Who are you talking to? Come on I just need one more] Oh yeah, the last one is seven."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"One, Two, Uhm Three, Four?, K-KaFive. [KaFive?] Yes KaFive."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Behold it is I. I bestow upon you my dirty diapie. But there is another. Who among you will embark on such a quest? To -you know- peel it off the ceiling. It’s stuck up there."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"The dog blew up again."
Frylock, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"There’s science behind this. And legend."
Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Nature Quotes

"The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature."
Anne Frank

"The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration."
Claude Monet

"Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain."
Henry David Thoreau