Funny Women Quotes

"Inside every older lady is a younger lady – wondering what the hell happened." — Cora Harvey Armstrong

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies." — unknown

"If you can't be a good example – then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." — Catherine

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb – and I'm also not blonde." — Dolly Parton

Thanks Shay