Quotes from my favorite Aqua Teen episode: The Meat Zone. (A spoof on the Dead Zone of course)


"Look, there is only one way to get across this street. You close your eyes and just bolt out there with complete disregard for machine."
Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Pedestrian always has the right of way. [except?] When you in the way?"
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"He’s right and if I don’t pass this class, I ain’t never going to get a job crossing roads."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Chocolate milk! Well alright let’s get the hell out of here."

Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Don’t drink the Chocolate milk. Do not drink the chocolate milk!"
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"[this milk is expired, Meatwad] I like it when it’s chunky. It’s spreadable and it’s edible."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Let me touch you hand. I’ll be as gentle as a lamb… that works out with weights!"
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"One, Two, Uhm Three, Four?, K-KaFive. [KaFive?] Yes KaFive. Six, Hey how you doing? [Who are you talking to? Come on I just need one more] Oh yeah, the last one is seven."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"One, Two, Uhm Three, Four?, K-KaFive. [KaFive?] Yes KaFive."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Behold it is I. I bestow upon you my dirty diapie. But there is another. Who among you will embark on such a quest? To -you know- peel it off the ceiling. It’s stuck up there."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"The dog blew up again."
Frylock, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"There’s science behind this. And legend."
Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force