"Look, there is only one way to get across this street. You close your eyes and just bolt out there with complete disregard for machine."

"Pedestrian always has the right of way. [except?] When you in the way?"

"He’s right and if I don’t pass this class, I ain’t never going to get a job crossing roads."

"Don’t drink the Chocolate milk. Do not drink the chocolate milk!"

"[this milk is expired, Meatwad] I like it when it’s chunky. It’s spreadable and it’s edible."

"Let me touch you hand. I’ll be as gentle as a lamb… that works out with weights!"

"One, Two, Uhm Three, Four?, K-KaFive. [KaFive?] Yes KaFive. Six, Hey how you doing? [Who are you talking to? Come on I just need one more] Oh yeah, the last one is seven."

"One, Two, Uhm Three, Four?, K-KaFive. [KaFive?] Yes KaFive."

"Behold it is I. I bestow upon you my dirty diapie. But there is another. Who among you will embark on such a quest? To -you know- peel it off the ceiling. It’s stuck up there."

"The dog blew up again."

"There’s science behind this. And legend."