It’s Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World!…

Ah, my quotes have inspired me. And I am inspired by my quotes. So thus let it be Wayne's World Day!

"Are you gonna marry her?" — Garth Algar

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries." — Wayne Campbell

"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" — Garth

"I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets." — Wayne Campbell

"I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad." — Wayne Campbell

"I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored." — Wayne Campbell

"Ex-queeze me? Baking Powder?" — Wayne Campbell

"Hey, Mr. Donut man, who's trying to kill you?" "I donno, but they better not." — Garth Algar "Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say 'That's ok! I don't mind!! I don't mind!!' Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!" — Wayne Campbell SCENE: Stacy: Aren't you gonna' open your gift? Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset. [opens gift] Wayne Campbell: What is it? Stacy: It's a gun rack. Wayne Campbell: A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun , let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? Stacy: You know Wayne, if you aren't careful you're going to lose me! Wayne Campbell: I lost you two months ago. We broke up! Are you mental? Get the net! "Garth, calm down, ok? Your pills?" — Wayne Campbell"Stacy alert. We've been spotted and are being pulled in by her tractor beam." — Garth Algar "What is it, girl? Wayne's been kidnapped by aliens!? Oh, I misunderstood. Wayne's outside. Thanks, girl." — Garth Algar "Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to . . . Delaware. 'Hi, I'm in Delaware.' " — Wayne Campbell SCENE: Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean that we can't still go out. Wayne Campbell: Well, it does, actually. That's what "breaking up" is. "It will be mine. Oh, yes. It will be mine." — Wayne Campbell"She will be mine. Oh, yes. She will be mine." — Wayne Campbell