“The ladies of The View are glittering jewels of colossal ignorance who think they’re the smartest people in the room.” – Rush Limbaugh
“Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 19,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1.5 tons.”” – Popular Mechanics, March 1949.
“If I’m not back in five minutes.. wait longer” – Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura Pet Detective
“Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.” – Ambrose Bierce
“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” – Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.
“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.” – Mark Twain