This site has a few humorous transcripts from some OnStar customers that DIDN’T make the commercial.
Monthly Archives: August 2004
KaKaKa-Quotes
“If you going to do something, you might-as-well do it right.” — Kubanism
“Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.” — Best Fortune Cookie To Date
We Blow It Up.com
Everybody likes seeing things blow up, but now you can have the stuff you hate star in the explosive footage – for a small fee, of course. Yes for $100 this web site will blow X up for your (generally some type of electronics that has pissed you of for the last time) and send you the footage. They have a demo video that is fun both for the cool explosions but also for the background comments of the “explosive experts” enjoying their work.
Mosquito Forecast
While they have yet to perfect their ability to predict rain, the Weather Channel apparently are able to determine in the relative amount of mosquitos in your area down to two hour intervals. Amazing.
Thanks Rob
A Few More Quotable Quotes
“What if you were an idiot? And what if you were a member of congress? But I repeat myself.” — Mark Twain.
“Wisdom is knowing beforehand what experience would teach you later.” — S. Kuban