Archive for August, 2007

God: Best Selling Author

August 28th, 2007 | Category: God, Reference

So I had this thought today: If God is not capable of making his book (or his prophet’s book) a best seller, what does that say about his power? (or its or hers)

Starting with this premise, I sought wisdom with the mighty google. Ok, first off, the phrase “one of the most published books of all time” is one of the most overused statements on the web. Secondly, no one really knows the exact figures for all these books and the most commonly cited reference was ten years old:

When we get asked these questions about bestselling books, we always have to remind our patrons that their question is basically unanswerable. No one really knows which books have sold the most copies in history, because we simply don’t have records that cover all of history! As such, any answer that we find is essentially just a “best guess” that is based upon estimates made by historians and other experts.

Probably the most often cited estimates come from a book titled The Top 10 of Everything by Russell Ash. The following lists come the The Top 10 of Everything, 1997 - Librarians

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Scott Slogans

August 24th, 2007 | Category: Fun n Games

A fun slogan generator takes your name and adds it to popular slogans… and when that gets old switch to the movie quote generator.  Good for funny, weird and suggestive -uhm- time wasting.

A few examples:

  • Come See the Softer Side of Scott.
  • If You Can’t Beat Scott, Join Scott.
  • You’re in Good Hands with Scott.
  • Moms Like You Choose Scott.
  • A Scott. Shaken, not stirred.
  • Madness? This is Scott!
  • First rule of Scott Club is - you do not talk about Scott Club.

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Affordable Jetskis

August 23rd, 2007 | Category: Bizarre

If you like me you’d love a Jetski, but dropping 5-8 grand for a water toy gives you a moments pause…

Well wait no more!  Inflatable jetskis are now available for under $500!
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Bring Me To Life

August 22nd, 2007 | Category: Musical Poetry

Another great song that touches people because of the underlying spiritual truth in the lyrics…

Evanescence - “Bring Me To Life” (feat. Paul McCoy)

How can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I’ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

Now that I know what I’m without
you can’t just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

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Bill To Increase Cigar Tax 20,000%

August 04th, 2007 | Category: Finance, Soapbox

Stunned? You’re not the only one:

“I thought there was a typo. I thought they meant 10 cents per cigar, not $10 per cigar. I was stunned like everyone else,” Sharp said.

Currently the tobacco tax is 4.8 cents per cigar and 39 cents per pack of cigarettes (1.95 cents each). The latest bill will raise those to $1/pack for cigs and $10/cigar. The increase of 150% on cigarettes is ridiculous but the cigar tax is off the scale.

The average aficionado smokes about three cigars a week at about $3 to $5 apiece, according to the cigar association.

The tax would mean that relaxing past time would go to $13 to $15 for the exact same cigars! Of course the true tragedy is that (as always) the poorest cigar smokers will be the hardest hit. For those that can’t afford the sweet nectar of a hand rolled smoke, machine made cigars typically run between 50 cents and a dollar apiece. So a poor man’s cigar relaxation costs about as much as everyday acceleration found in a Coke. Imagine paying $11 for a 16oz bottle of Coke.

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Peace Prize Killer

August 04th, 2007 | Category: Bizarre

I must say that it is heart warming how much the liberal/progressive elites really care. About peace. About life. About everybody-getting-along…

Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams apologized Thursday for saying she could kill President Bush, remarks that drew scorn from Bush loyalists…

Normally this won’t have been so bad - we all say stupid things occasionally. But she made these comments during a speech at an International Women’s Peace Conference. I wouldn’t be surprised if the apology followed closely on the heals of a visit from the Secret Service (”Bush loyalists”) who tend to take such statements rather seriously.
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Ineffective Congress Criticizes Political Progress

August 04th, 2007 | Category: Soapbox

Word has been leaking out that the surge in Iraq is working better than anyone - except perhaps General Petraeus - expected. The military progress has been so good that mainstream media is no longer able to keep a lid on it. But now that the first few days of shock have worn off, the Dems and the media elite have a new mantra: military progress is great, but we need political progress. (though back when elections were held and constitutions formed, the same pundits pointed to a lack of military progress)

Historical rhetoric aside, I find it pretty ironic that this Congress thinks it can school other politicians on progress. Let’s take a look at what our congress has accomplished:

  • “1st 100 Hours” Promises were broken within a week (congress was going take less time off and work more)
  • Of the “Six for ‘06″ bills touted by House Democrats, only one has become law. And that one, which raises the minimum wage, passed not on its own, but only because it was tacked onto the Iraq funding bill.
  • The Dems have refused to follow their personally dubbed “voter mandate” to end the war in Iraq.
  • Majority Leader Reid is working hard to remove all mentions of earmarks from the ethic rules revision (earmarks ie personal pork was a linchpin of the “culture of corruption”)
  • Achieved an all time record for lowest approval rating ever. (14% for the official poll, though Zogby now has them at 13%)

So compared to the greatest democracy on the planet, I’d say the Iraqi government is really getting into the swing of things with delays and silly political drama. A secret of democracy, though, is that it tends to distract all the “leaders” of the country with politics, which leaves them much less time for indiscriminately killing the citizenry.

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Lacking Posts

August 04th, 2007 | Category: Site News

Sorry about the lack of updates to the site… any time I have has been working on stories for the ARO.

Here are a few from there….

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