Pimp My Cart?

Taking a page from MTV (what did that M stand for again?), Lex & Terry Pimped a shopping cart and awarded it to a lucky homeless person (well if you can be lucky and homeless at the same time). Some of the features on this cart include

  • Video screen w/ TV tuner
  • GPS Tracking
  • Refridgerator/warmer
  • and a Solar Powered battery charging system to run it all…

The pics are great, but seriously — I have to wonder if this is just going get this guy mugged for his "ride".

Belated Guest Columnists

Yeah, yeah woulda, shoulda, coulda on getting these up while we were gone… but here are some great pieces from May: Why I'm Rooting for the Religious Right I am not a Christian, or even a religious believer, and my opinions on social issues are decidedly middle-of-the-road. So why do I find myself rooting for the "religious right"? I suppose it is because I am put off by self-righteousness, closed-mindedness, and contempt for democracy and pluralism–all of which characterize the opposition to the religious right. One can disagree with religious conservatives on abortion, gay rights, school prayer, creationism and any number of other issues, and still recognize that they have good reason to feel disfranchised. This isn't the same as the oft-heard complaint of "anti-Christian bigotry," which is at best imprecise, since American Christians are all over the map politically. But those who hold traditionalist views have been shut out of the democratic process by a series of court decisions that, based on constitutional reasoning ranging from plausible to ludicrous, declared the preferred policies of the secular left the law of the land… Mike Adams' application for Women's Resource Center Director …The best way to assess the strength of my commitment to diversity is to perform a "Google" search using the terms "Mike Adams" and "diversity." If you perform a similar search for all candidates applying for this position a clear winner will emerge. That winner will be me. While I do not have "teaching experience in Women's Studies courses" I believe that I have "a proven track record in collaborating with community agencies that work on behalf of women…". For example, I organized the "Run Against Rape" in April of 1995. This event raised money for the Rape Crisis Center with a five kilometer run. A U.S. Congressman fired the starting gun for the event, which was covered by the local media. This fundraiser did not require teenage girls to march across a stage chanting "vagina." Nor were vagina lollipops sold to spectators or participants. In short, I raised money to promote the dignity of women without asking them to act like women of ill-repute… Why Islam is disrespected It was front-page news this week when Newsweek retracted a report claiming that a US interrogator in Guantanamo had flushed a copy of the Koran down a toilet. Everywhere it was noted that Newsweek's story had sparked widespread Muslim rioting, in which at least 17 people were killed. But there was no mention of deadly protests triggered in recent years by comparable acts of desecration against other religions. No one recalled, for example, that American Catholics lashed out in violent rampages in 1989, after photographer Andres Serrano's ''Piss Christ" — a photograph of a crucifix submerged in urine — was included in an exhibition subsidized by the National Endowment for the Arts. Or that they rioted in 1992 when singer Sinead O'Connor, appearing on ''Saturday Night Live," ripped up a photograph of Pope John Paul II. There was no reminder that Jewish communities erupted in lethal violence in 2000, after Arabs demolished Joseph's Tomb, torching the ancient shrine and murdering a young rabbi who tried to save a Torah. And nobody noted that Buddhists went on a killing spree in 2001 in response to the destruction of two priceless, 1,500-year-old statues of Buddha by the Taliban government in Afghanistan. Of course, there was a good reason all these bloody protests went unremembered in the coverage of the Newsweek affair: They never occurred…

Vacation Was Great

Sorry about the lack of updates, but we've been away. Away at the Beach! Oh yeah, we spent some quality time in the sun on a secluded island. What was it like? Well you've already seen and experienced it if you've seen a Corona commercial… cause that's where they shoot them. It actually is a pretty accurate description of what life is like there. The island is small enough that instead of renting a car you rent a golf cart — with monster tires of course. Tooling around the island on a Monster Cart enjoying the crystal blue green water and drinking cervezas (generally Sol & XX, pronounced dos equis) can be quite taxing. Once drained from our trip, we returned so that the masses could continue to enjoy our great site.

We got some great pics during a SCUBA outing… we'll post those pics soon.

Exam Week

Ah, it's exam week… and that means it's time for excuses… oh I mean extra credit… Naw, seriously we need to procastinate… i mean study… i mean -uh- kill our roommate? I think I saw that in a movie and it had that guy from Saved by the Bell so I'm sure it would work… Here are a few excuse from a Prof that sees both the humor and profound meaning to it all (hmm. sounds like someone i know)… oh and he's sarcastic — perfect. now we just need to get him on staff here…

Thanks Jeff