Time to add a few more quotes to the mix. And to be fair to both sides we selected the mindless classic Zoolander and the literary writings of C.S. Lewis.
"I call all times soon."
"'It's all right! It isn't Her!' This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they are excited; I mean, in Narnia – in our world they usually don't talk at all."
"For in Calormen, story-telling (wether the stories are true or made up) is a thing you're taught, just as English boys and girls are taught essay-writing. The difference is that people want to hear the stories, whereas I never heard of anyone who wanted to read the essays."
