Vacation Was Great

Sorry about the lack of updates, but we've been away. Away at the Beach! Oh yeah, we spent some quality time in the sun on a secluded island. What was it like? Well you've already seen and experienced it if you've seen a Corona commercial… cause that's where they shoot them. It actually is a pretty accurate description of what life is like there. The island is small enough that instead of renting a car you rent a golf cart — with monster tires of course. Tooling around the island on a Monster Cart enjoying the crystal blue green water and drinking cervezas (generally Sol & XX, pronounced dos equis) can be quite taxing. Once drained from our trip, we returned so that the masses could continue to enjoy our great site.

We got some great pics during a SCUBA outing… we'll post those pics soon.

Exam Week

Ah, it's exam week… and that means it's time for excuses… oh I mean extra credit… Naw, seriously we need to procastinate… i mean study… i mean -uh- kill our roommate? I think I saw that in a movie and it had that guy from Saved by the Bell so I'm sure it would work… Here are a few excuse from a Prof that sees both the humor and profound meaning to it all (hmm. sounds like someone i know)… oh and he's sarcastic — perfect. now we just need to get him on staff here…

Thanks Jeff

Iraqi Update

Our embedded reporter and field medic Don with another slice of life in Iraq… yes I'm sure there's some hippy comment to be made about being a medic in war, but it won't come from the likes of me. well, things are getting a little more dangerous around here. yesterday, we found a vehilce borne IED (improvised explosive device) before it was sent out to kill us. today we had an ied blow up 50 meters (150 feet) in front of us as we were traveling. yesterday's wasn't bad. we happen to search an abandoned car on the side of the road and found two artiliry shells and det cord and gasoline containers. we called eod (explosive ordinance departemnt) out to the site and they blew up the car. there is little to nothing left of it. today's was a little different. i was driving the lead vehicle and an ied blew up right in front of us. i slammed on the brakes and we got back. my gunner, the guy with the big gun on top of the hummer, fell into the gun hole and was dazed. he was fine for a while, but disoriented and his condition became worse. i called for a medevac and the bird was in the air while i treated him. two iv lines, oxygen, and other assestment stuff most of you probably wouldn't understand. he is going to be fine and flew out on the blackhawk to higher care. it was pretty intense for a while. at the risk of sounding arrogant, i did a very good job and was highly praised for it. it was just as any patient at the fire department and i just reacted to the situation. staying calm and doing what i love to do as a medic was awesome! it sucks that my patient went through what he did, but he had no serious injuiries and basically suffered from neurological shock. this is my thing and i was glad that i was there to help. well, i'm done with my delusions of grandure. be thankful that you have people like my patient today that arerisking all for you…and getting hurt for you also. don All men die, some men never really live.

Loudon Boat

For those of you that don't know: Loudon is a rural county in good-old East Tennessee. Ah yes, East TN where the nature is beautiful and the locals are -well- not always so bright. This kinda reminds me of that guy that rigged up the weather balloons to a lawn chair and… ok not THAT stupid, but this does involve a lawn chair… This picture was taken by a wildlife agent with Loudon County and is for real. I don't know… I think if this guy was like 14, I'd be giving him props for ingenuity… but since he looks about 30, I think someone needs to introduce him to the Walmart where you can get a small fishing boat for a few hundred bucks.

Thanks Sarah

UPDATE: I think this guy could have a very lucrative career working as a consultant down in 'Cuba… :D

Gas Is Cheap?

Is the ever increasing gas prices making you crazy? Perhpas this will ease the pain of your next visit… or start you on the downward spiral of depression: Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump… Think a gallon of gas is expensive? Compared with Gasoline Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ….. $9.52 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ….. $10.00 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ….. $10.17 per gallon Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ….. $10.32 per gallon Starbucks coffee: $1.50 for 12 oz ….. $15.99 per gallon. Continue reading