This is an award I came across during a managerial stint with a previous employer. One of my fellow managers gave this to one of the people on her team. Finding it later while helping to clean out said employee’s desk, I couldn’t resist keeping it for my own amusement. This award is funny on so many levels.
1000 Page Views
Well 42 days after our launch we have arrived at 1000 page views. Not bad considering that the site, while live for that long, wasn’t actually unveiled until a few weeks ago. Apparently, it has also been a 1000 hours since the site when live… making our page view per hour -uhm- rather easy to calculate. Anyway, we hope to see our page view rate to continue to grow with our readership as we soar towards the next goal: 10,000 views.
These time frame numbers were computed with the help of the Calendar Calculator
Old Meets New In Photoshop
For those of you that enjoy a good photoshop-ed picture, you might want to check out the following contest at Worth1000.com. Contestants are supposed to recreate something modern using pics of old versions of the technology. For instance, the guy with a wanting an ipod in the past… you get a phonograph strapped to your belt with what could loosely be discribed as headphones.
Populations Clocks
Just in case you were wondering how many people your competing against for that next great job, boyfriend/girlfriend, or just exactly how many Jone’s there are to keep up with… Here is a fun little Population Clock maintained by the government. One surprising thing on this site is that the U.S. is actually the 3rd biggest country (population wise) in the world… I mean everyone knows China’s #1 and you may have heard India’s big as well but U.S. #3 – Top 10 sure, but #3…
If you’re a fan of Thomas Robert Malthus, I would warn against hitting the refresh button on this page… Otherwise, enjoy watching the population swell.
Where Is The Time?
I’ve been asked when I have the time to think about all the stuff that I put on this site. Which is funny ’cause I haven’t even had a chance to put forth my views on Capitalism and economic reform, how we should deal with the existence of a Higher Power, or how to end hunger in the United States…
I guess the short answer is when don’t I have time?… A cryptic but accurate response that i will attempt expound upon. WARNING: This will probably get long-winded so don’t say i didn’t warn you.
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