F-35 – Joint Strike Fighter

The future of western fighter jets is almost here. The Joint Strike Fighter is a fighter family developed for the Air Force, Navy & Marines. The fact that 70-80% of the 3 variants is the same allows the tax payer a savings of 20-25% per plane. Which can get to be significant as it will eventually replace a large portion of the planes in service (4000 or so).

The Air Force and Navy models are very similar with the exception of the necessary changes for carrier landing. The Marine variant however has a sweet vertical take-off and landing ability. All 3 have the latest in stealth and electronic intel gathering technology. Not to mention the serious payload of weapons they can carry internally. Carrying the weapons internally reduces drag and therefore increases range; It also reduces the radar signature of the plane. Everything from bunker busters to cruise missiles to conventional missiles can be carried stealthily to targets at super sonic speeds (something previous stealth bombers lacked).

All in all, it looks pretty sweet and should be put into full service in the next 4-5 years.

Different Schools, Different Parents

Rob, a Middle School Teacher, sent me an email regarding the difference between the parents at his new School verses the more, uhm, urban School where he worked last year:

Well, the parents here are a little different than say Tony’s mom last year (the 250 pound woman with 3 inch red fingernails, that came to school, yanked tony out of his seat by his collar, with a barage of profanity, pulled him into the hall, pulled off his belt, and popped him 3 times with his own belt).

I caught a kid stealing his lunch yesterday. I had him write a confession, "I, Kevin xxxxxx stole my lunch on 1/9/07" and sign it. our Discipline Principal told me that his father came in to a manditory meeting, very upset that the school used and continued to use the word "stealing" to describe his sons actions. He felt his son merely, "circumvented procedures" end quote. Even after, showing his son had clearly understood procedures the previous 15 days that he bought his lunch, according to computer records (they can buy lunch using a pin number). the father still refused to say that his son "stole." Yup. This is for real. Unbelievable.

Thanks Rob

Things I’ve Learned In Tennessee

This was a fairly funny forward I got recently. I improved it a bit and voila:

Things I’ve Learned Living In Tennessee:

Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

Onced and twiced are words.

It’s not a shopping cart; It’s a buggy.

Ice tea/Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals.

The above statement is actually redundant; Iced tea IS sweet tea. If you order tea in TN you will get sweet tea. If you specify unsweet tea, your tea will come with a spoon and an assortment of sweeteners so you can sweeten it personally.

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The Meat Zone

Quotes from my favorite Aqua Teen episode: The Meat Zone. (A spoof on the Dead Zone of course)


"Look, there is only one way to get across this street. You close your eyes and just bolt out there with complete disregard for machine."
Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Pedestrian always has the right of way. [except?] When you in the way?"
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"He’s right and if I don’t pass this class, I ain’t never going to get a job crossing roads."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Chocolate milk! Well alright let’s get the hell out of here."

Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Don’t drink the Chocolate milk. Do not drink the chocolate milk!"
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"[this milk is expired, Meatwad] I like it when it’s chunky. It’s spreadable and it’s edible."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Let me touch you hand. I’ll be as gentle as a lamb… that works out with weights!"
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"One, Two, Uhm Three, Four?, K-KaFive. [KaFive?] Yes KaFive. Six, Hey how you doing? [Who are you talking to? Come on I just need one more] Oh yeah, the last one is seven."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"One, Two, Uhm Three, Four?, K-KaFive. [KaFive?] Yes KaFive."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Behold it is I. I bestow upon you my dirty diapie. But there is another. Who among you will embark on such a quest? To -you know- peel it off the ceiling. It’s stuck up there."
Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"The dog blew up again."
Frylock, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"There’s science behind this. And legend."
Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Jeep Trailhawk Concept

Jeep has a new concept car out: the Trailhawk. It seeks to mix the fun of the Wrangler with the hauling capacity of a Grand Cherokee. This is accomplished through three removable roof panels. Two above the driver and one in the rear.

Who says a soccer mom can’t have a convertable? Not to mention legitimate off-road capabilities – you never know where those soccer matches might be held…