Zoolander Quotes

Time to add a few more quotes to the mix.  And to be fair to both sides we selected the mindless classic Zoolander and the literary writings of C.S. Lewis.

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander


"[coughing] I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander


"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
Derek Zoolander, Zoolander


Biggest Loser

“So when it comes down to it, a calorie is a calorie is a calorie… There is only one moral of the story: burn as many damn calories as possible whenever you work out.” – Jillian Michaels Winning by Losing (Biggest Loser Trainer)

Jillian is discussing ideal workout intensity. The age old debate between higher burning, high intensity, work outs verses low intensity “fat burning” work outs. Surprise, surprise… it’s not about target zones, magic formulas or special tricks. It’s about burning more calories than you eat.

More Quotes

“The ladies of The View are glittering jewels of colossal ignorance who think they’re the smartest people in the room.” – Rush Limbaugh

“Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 19,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1.5 tons.”” – Popular Mechanics, March 1949.

“If I’m not back in five minutes.. wait longer” – Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura Pet Detective

“Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.” – Ambrose Bierce

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” – Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.” – Mark Twain

Not Exactly Lance

Today I saw a man riding his bicycle home from a short shopping trip… you know, high gas prices and all. All the while he was smoking a Cigar! Man I love the South.

"They had no good cigars there, my lord; and I left the place in disgust." — Alfred Lord Tennyson, returning from Venice

"A handmade cigar is a rebellion against frenzy and insanity; it means supporting contemplation over rash impulse, and represents a civilized revolution." — Steve Worthington, San Francisco Financier