Ah, my quotes have inspired me. And I am inspired by my quotes. So thus let it be Wayne's World Day!

"Are you gonna marry her?" — Garth Algar

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries." — Wayne Campbell

"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" — Garth

"I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets." — Wayne Campbell

"I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad." — Wayne Campbell

"I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored." — Wayne Campbell

"Ex-queeze me? Baking Powder?" — Wayne Campbell

"Hey, Mr. Donut man, who's trying to kill you?" "I donno, but they better not." — Garth Algar Read more

“Not a day goes by, that I’m not glad I’m a guy.” — S. Kuban

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.” — Italian Proverb

It has been said that “The road to Hell is paved with good intentions”. Along a similar vein, I say “The road to mediocrity is paved with excuses”. Which is why I have adopted a new motto: No Excuses.

“If you going to do something, you might-as-well do it right.” — Kubanism

“Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.” — Best Fortune Cookie To Date

“What if you were an idiot? And what if you were a member of congress? But I repeat myself.” — Mark Twain.

“Wisdom is knowing beforehand what experience would teach you later.” — S. Kuban

More quotes… keep ‘em coming.

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

“Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t”

“We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Forgive your enemies… but never forget their names”

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Starting off, yet another section: here are a few quotes worth for reading or adding to your email signature… If you have a great quote or four send them too us and we’ll be happy to consider posting them.

“There won’t be anything we won’t say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go.” –Bill Gates

“Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you reallyare is that you very often succeed.” - C.S. Lewis The Magician?s Nephew

“Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting.” - Spock

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