Ah, my quotes have inspired me. And I am inspired by my quotes. So thus let it be Wayne's World Day!

"Are you gonna marry her?" — Garth Algar

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries." — Wayne Campbell

"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" — Garth

"I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets." — Wayne Campbell

"I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad." — Wayne Campbell

"I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored." — Wayne Campbell

"Ex-queeze me? Baking Powder?" — Wayne Campbell

"Hey, Mr. Donut man, who's trying to kill you?" "I donno, but they better not." — Garth Algar Continue reading →

“Not a day goes by, that I’m not glad I’m a guy.” — S. Kuban

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.” — Italian Proverb

It has been said that “The road to Hell is paved with good intentions”. Along a similar vein, I say “The road to mediocrity is paved with excuses”. Which is why I have adopted a new motto: No Excuses.