Church Signs Silliness

Church signs — you’ve all seen them. Supreme spiritual wisdom straight from the church secretary, brought directly to your car…

I personally hate church signs with their pithy sayings that often rhyme or have repeating letters. Yes if i was briefly made omnipotent, destroying all of the church signs in the world would be one of the first ten things i did, but this is not a rant about how church signs are turning people away from Christianity… instead it’s a way that we can get a little PAYBACK!

That’s right now you too can push your silly sayings on other people with the Church Sign generator. A great device that gives you all the fringe benefits of being a church administrator without leaving the comfort of your own home. You can even order a replica of your favorite church sign as a refrigerator magnet. I have also include a recreation of my favorite church sign EVER… which i actually saw a few weeks ago.

My personal favorite:

Time Tracker Update

Well good news and bad news. I have found my desktop compiler, but lost my motivation to program….

Just kidding, “all available resources are devoted to that project”…. :D

New Stock Market Record

Now if someone came up to you and told you that they could TRIPLE your money in 8 months, what would you say? Laugh, and tell them “no thank you”, right? I mean A) if they could triple someone’s money wouldn’t they triple their own? and B) if it sounds to good to be true….

Unfortunately, that is how most people think and so they stay forever content with the paltry 1.5% interest at their bank and get really excited about their company’s 401k mutual funds doing 20-25% returns. 25%! That’s like giving money away! – right?

The truth is you can make a huge return on your investment – if you know how. And all I need to tell you about it is 6 easy payments of $19.95…. now seriously, their are those out their that GUARANTEE huge returns in short amount of time without ANY risk and usually want some $$$$ to let you in on the secret. All three of those are warning flags – though it is possible to have low risk, guaranteed returns at lower return levels like 15%, (suddenly that 1.5% savings account not sounding so good?) but that is a different story altogether. We are interested in HUGE returns, right? Now from my own personal experience I have to say that one easy way to make big returns is the stock market. And when i say that i mean STOCK market, not mutual funds. Mutual funds are for lazy investers that what to “diversify” (because they heard that was good) and let someone else manage their money for them. The money manager of course needs to get paid which lowers your returns, but that is really only part of the reason mutual funds do poorly after short term success. Hint: If you are looking at a fund that has had great past growth – realize that most of it’s growing is already over. Which i know is counter intuitive for many people. Again, I digress about things which i will strive to cover later… the real reason we’re all here is for the cold hard facts about how much of a return is possible in the stock market. But first let’s touch on an important point.

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The Passion Revisited

The Passion is a quite a controversial film so i thought i would weigh in with a few comments. As I mentioned before, I believe the Passion is a good movie, but a few things bothered me. First of all I was sad that when they came to arrest Jesus they negected the part where the guards were knocked to the ground out of fear.

[Jn 18:4] Jesus, knowing all that was going to happen to him, went out and asked them, “Who is it you want?” [5] “Jesus of Nazareth,” they replied. “I am he,” Jesus said. (And Judas the traitor was standing there with them.) [6] When Jesus said, “I am he,” they drew back and fell to the ground. [7] Again he asked them, “Who is it you want?” And they said, “Jesus of Nazareth.” [8] “I told you that I am he,” Jesus answered. “If you are looking for me, then let these men go.” — NIV Continue reading

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Happy Easter

He is risen!

He is risen, INDEED!

Easter is the holiday that sets Christianity apart from other religions. Many religions have had many prophets and holy men… but only one came back. In fact, Jesus offered this as his proof that he was the son of God.

[Jn 2:18] The Jews then said to Him, ?What sign do You show us as your authority for doing these things?? [19] Jesus answered them, ?Destroy this temple (“He was speaking of the temple of His body.” ver. 22), and in three days I will raise it up.? – NAS

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