Banana Guard

That’s right banana guard. It guards your banana. No really, your BANANA. Apparently squished banana’s in lunches has become quite a problem or perhaps the market for difficult to manufacture products is a bit to saturated right now. Anyway, it comes in a variety of colors and even a glow in the dark model (for a $1 more, of course).

Meth Math

Meth is made out of Sudafed ? Nasal Decongestant (or the generic equivolent ) and some other ingreditents that don’t really pertain to this story. Anyway the people that make Meth are idiots armed with the Internet — not amateur chemists. Y you ask? The recipe to make Meth online is designed for use with a 24 pack of Sudafed… and therefore (to increase their margins) Sudafed Nasal Decongestant in the 24 pack is a HIGH theft item at drugstores around the country.

Now here is the funny part. The 48 packs (as well as the 96 packs) are NOT. The geniuses seem completely unaware that the 48 pack is the same as 2 of the 24 packs they keep stealing. No wonder they keep blowing themselves up.

The Buffet

I have long since reasoned that there is a buffet in the women’s restroom. Follow this logic: When you take a girl out to eat, she goes to the bathroom (sometimes several times) where she stays for long periods of time, and then she hardly eats anything during dinner. So… there must be a buffet in the women’s restroom. ;)