I sure hope the stuffy VP, turned eco-rock-star is feeling his oats today. Who could have predicted that Al would actually win the coveted Nobel Peace Prize?

Let’s look at the Gore plan for success:

1. Set up camcorder in basement
2. Record yourself giving lecture
3. Market lecture video as “a movie”
4. Become jet-setting movie star
5. Win Nobel Prize

The truly sad part beyond winning a Nobel Peace Prize for self making a lecture movie, are the high number of inaccuracies contain in his work. The following excerpt is from The New Party web site (a liberal UK party). Read more

Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers is suing God to “fight possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits.”

You can’t make this stuff up.

• Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters

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If you like me you’d love a Jetski, but dropping 5-8 grand for a water toy gives you a moments pause…

Well wait no more!  Inflatable jetskis are now available for under $500!
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I must say that it is heart warming how much the liberal/progressive elites really care. About peace. About life. About everybody-getting-along…

Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams apologized Thursday for saying she could kill President Bush, remarks that drew scorn from Bush loyalists…

Normally this won’t have been so bad - we all say stupid things occasionally. But she made these comments during a speech at an International Women’s Peace Conference. I wouldn’t be surprised if the apology followed closely on the heals of a visit from the Secret Service (”Bush loyalists”) who tend to take such statements rather seriously.
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Here’s something you don’t see everyday… a thief tries to swipe an iPhone during a live interview so that he can own it 9 hours sooner than everyone else.

Unfortunately for him, he’s an idiot and grabs the Fox News mic instead.
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Here is a great example of Government efficiency:

We are taking TCAPS this week and there was a problem with a question. Now evidently, instead of just throwing the question out when scoring the test they chose the MUCH SIMPLER option: Notify every single middle school in the state of tennessee, and then have the message relayed to every single middle school
teacher in the state of tennessee.

Here is the simple solution offered by the TN Department of Education:

Teachers,
Once you have completed testing this morning. Please have 8th grade students with version 7 test booklet make the following correction. Have them check page 62, question #36 in math and make sure they bubbled on the answer sheet correctly. If a student chose an H or G as the answer to question #36 they need to do the following: (G and H are reversed–have students bubble H in H and G in G) If a student did not chose and H or G answer, then they do not need to do anything. Please read the attached e-mail from the state department. Please let Mr. XXXX know if you have further questions regarding correcting this test booklet and answer sheet error
Thanks
[administrator]

- XXXX (TN Middleschool Teacher)

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Or do? As Tony Suprano would say, for all you degenerate gamblers out there… now you can bet on all things American Idol. Not just the winnner (since I’m sure thats been going on for years). Apparently Betus.com has posted 6.5 to 1 odds that Antonella Barba will not be booted off after semi-racy pics of some that is supposed to be her showed up on the web.

I know this shouldn’t surprise me, as degenerate gamblers (not all gambers just the degenerates) will bet on anything… But it still does.

I came across this story looking for something completely different, but it was too good to pass up. Meme Roth the President of the National Action Against Obesity wants to sove the obesity problem by having the government OUTLAW all junk food!

She apparently believes that the only way people can avoid being fat is if they don’t have the chance to eat junk food. Which is stupid for two reasons: 1) you can eat more than your daily amounts in calories in Pasta, Cheese, Bread, Ham, or even Tofu (though the last would be a feat). 2) SKINNY PEOPLE LIKE COOKIES TOO! Don’t punish us along with the fat people!

She also believes that once your fat you will never lose the weight and if you some how do manage to lose the weight you will gain it back — yeah she’s an optimist. My personal experience totally disagrees with her however, to qoute Eric Cartman: "Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I’m living proof. (Beefcake! Beefcake!)"

Anyway this lady is completely off her rocker and the most anti-cookie person I believe I’ve ever met. Hey Meme, I currently have 3 large candy bowls in the house: the guest bowl, my personal candy bowl, and of course the poker room’s peanut M&M bowl. AND I’m wearing a belt so that my size 32 jeans dont’ sag down too far (I’m too old and too white for "sagging") so keep your governmental bans off my goodies! As a side note, can anyone explain to me how sagging is still around in its second decade? I was sure that fad would have faded long ago. Read more

Wow. I just witnessed some real stupidity. Today on the Price Is Right, contestant Jose displayed what we’re calling "bad math". After making it to the showcase showdown, Jose was forced to guess the total amount of his showcase (typically between $10-30k) without going over.

Adding up "all of it" (as he put it) turned out to be long chore. After much prodding from Bob Barker, Jose announced his total: $250,000. Mr Barker politely told him to "reconsider" his bid — probably because the showcase displays didn’t have enough digits to display such a gross over-estimate. With a tad more prodding, Jose re-estimated his showcase at $60,000.

Shortly later the other contestant smiled and promptly bid $1 for her showcase. Probably making Price Is Right history and securing her victory.

Yeah, it really speaks for itself…

Ok, you probably still have questions.  Imagitales.com allows you to customize your kid's books with THEIR photo.  Making your child the star of his (or her) favorite books! 

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