“Sex Sells” Taken Too Far

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Yes, we are all aware of the axium “Sex Sells”. We have grown accustomed to beautiful people (usually women) standing near and/or using products that, well, have nothing to do with them. I mean I BOUGHT that toaster and the Swedish bikini team did not come throw a party at MY house…

Anyway, take that concept and mix it with the time honored tradition of customers rating products online and you get – uhm – this.

Only in America!… In Europe, it would probably be intentional marketing by the company…

It’s Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World!…

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Ah, my quotes have inspired me. And I am inspired by my quotes. So thus let it be Wayne's World Day!

"Are you gonna marry her?" — Garth Algar

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries." — Wayne Campbell

"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" — Garth

"I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets." — Wayne Campbell

"I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad." — Wayne Campbell

"I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored." — Wayne Campbell

"Ex-queeze me? Baking Powder?" — Wayne Campbell

"Hey, Mr. Donut man, who's trying to kill you?" "I donno, but they better not." — Garth Algar Continue reading →

Why Men Are Happier

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I always knew this to be true. In fact one of my sayings is: not a day goes by that I’m not glad I’m a guy. Hmm. I should probably add that to the quotes section…

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
In fact, the world is your urinal.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental — $100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, bbrster, or mangle your feet.
One mood — all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the sbrghtest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in pubbrc.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
You’re supposed to have facial hair.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your brfe.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes. No wonder men are happier!

Thanks Katie