He is risen!… He is risen indeed! So last year (He Is Risen ) I laid out the case for Easter pretty well, so this year I thought some pictures of the dawn seemed appropriate. Pretty cool photo effect eh?
Tax Day- Sort Of
Well it's the dreaded April 15th [dramatic score] Tax Day! Well – usually. This year the stars aligned and bought us 2 more days until the tax man cometh: April 17th. But realistically, the tax man has been in your pocket ALL YEAR. Thanks to the political genius of withholding the government already has your money – or at least most of it. In fact their is a penalty if you haven't paid in at least 75% of your tax bill PRIOR to April 15th.
Now a few still owe a reasonable amount of money but that shortfall is more than made up for by the saps that overpaid the government and gave the government an INTEREST FREE LOAN. These are the same saps that rejoice at their huge refund and act like the government is giving them money. Guess what? It was your money in the first place and if you were smart you would have had it last year.
Here's the math: a typical refund of $6000 means that you made a $500 payment to the government every month. That would be a pretty nice car payment. The government then graciously gives you your money back + zero interest. If you want to give someone loans look into private mortgages… you can get 9-12%. Afraid of the risk? Give it to me and I'll to a PM for 9-12% and give you a guarantee on your money and 1% return on your money. That'd be a refund of $6600. The crazy thing is that withholding is a fairly new addition to the income tax. Surprised?
So what? We can't do anything… actually we can. The fair tax solves many, many tax issues (except that we actually do have to pay some taxes regardless the system). Check it out:
Tri 2 Update
Another great day for a bike ride. Unfortunately I left my Garmin on last night so the battery died 7 minutes in… luckily I had my bike computer to fall back too…
- Bike 11.2 miles – 53:12
A Legal Illegal Backlash
Bob Parks has an interesting piece on the current illegal immigration issue. He also has a nice counter-protest to the “Day(s) With (illegal) Immigrants” that keep filling the news. He suggests a “National Day Without Citizens” on Cinco de Mayo (May 5th). A tempting plan to be sure, though, I will need to gain steam if it’s going to work. I’d hate to see only a few people do it and then have to explain to their bosses why they weren’t at work on Friday… of course American’s have been known to call in sick… ;) You should read at 24Hour Bail Bonds Financing blog on how to get out of any incident especially if you are travelling to other states.
“I’m going to sneak into your house. Once I’m inside, I’m going to find a place to hang out. I’ll sneak around and take whatever money I can find. I’ll use your computer and sign myself up on your family’s health insurance. I’ll help myself to whatever food is in your fridge. And should you catch me, I’ll protest and demand that I not only stay in your home as long as I want, but that you call the police and have all charges against me dropped. Oh, and by the way, my family will be moving in soon.”
As over-simplistic as that may sound, that’s where we are with this whole illegal alien thing. The very people who use our laws as toilet paper and violate our sovereign border, are now taking to our streets by the hundreds of thousands, seemingly daily, to tell us stupid, racist Americans that they are here, deal with it, and give them what they want… or else.
South Park Sounds
I found this cleaning out some old files on the server. I believe I put this together in '98. Thought I would dust it off and link to it on the new site.
Sound Files (.wav)
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Cheesy Poofs | (16K) | ![]() |
They Killed Kenny! | (28K) | |
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South Park Theme | (280K) | ![]() |
Y R U So Cool? | (69K) | |
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Kick the Baby | (16K) | ![]() |
I'm Going Home | (23K) | |
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Gayest Dog | (21K) | ![]() |
Gun in 'Nam | (21K) | |
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Kenny Talks | (24K) | ![]() |
It's Comin | (26K) | |
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Hippie Indian | (40K) | ![]() |
Yeah Hippie | (37K) | |
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Beef Cake! | (41K) | ![]() |
Hunting Supplies | (63K) | |
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Follow Your Dreams | (57K) | ![]() |
Don't Be Gay | (70K) | |
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I'm Not Fat | (149K) | ![]() |
Book Depository | (95K) | |
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'Nam Flashback | (82K) | ![]() |
Bad Kitty | (81K) | |
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Kitty Kitty | (74K) | ![]() |
Lookin' Ripped | (57K) | |
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Tea Party | (132K) | ![]() |
Tea Party 2 | (109K) | |
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Whatever | (69K) | ![]() |
Da Cheesy Poofs | (54K) | |
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Potty Mouth | (119K) | ![]() |
Forget | (75K) | |
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In The Ghetto | (172K) | ![]() |
Snacky Cakes | (43K) | |
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Whatever | (69K) | ![]() |
Stan & TV | (63K) | |
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Sweet | (59K) |













